Ronny’s Thoughts

Can any one, PLEASE… for the love of GOD… Tell me what anime or manga this image is from.

This is a video of a stand up comedian known as George Carlin. This guy don’t will not bullshit you. He don’t fear telling you what he thinks. I agree with absolutely everything he says.

A wile back a came across this site called BlogTV. I made an account for the hell of it. Ok so what is this site? Well its a site that allows you to broadcast live sound and video. For FREE. I am now going to test their ability to embed the live window on a page of the blog. The even cooler part is that you can use it as a blog and record your stuff for later sharing. Then there is the live chat during live broadcast. One can get to my page using this link.

World domination, world conquest, global domination all mean the same thing. To take over the world. What changes is how one can do that. If you ask any one what taking over the world means they will tell you that it has something to do with ruling over everyone in a manner that is similar to how God would rule if God where evil. The thing that people fail to see is in how many different ways one can rule something. It is not just telling people what to do, when to do, and how to do. There many more aspects to this. In fiction the super bad guy (super villain) is always known to constantly try and take over the world. Although never successful the SV (short for super villain) the bad guy time and time agen is there to stop the latest attempt. The SV always gets away and bla bla bla bla… You get the point.

I have always been a fan of the SV. Simply because I thought that I could do better and actually take over the world. There so many mistakes that an SV in fiction makes that is part of the story to extend the plot. Then there are things that they do that is just stupid.

One of the things that piss me off about SVs is that for some fucking reason they think that he should keep his rival looked up. Why? Why in Gods name would you deliberately take the “hero” to your lair? My strategy is simple, kill em on the spot. That’s what I would do to any SINGLE person/entity that tries to stop/foil my plans.

Then there is the fact that for some odd reason the SV is always looking to become GOD LIKE in the way he rules. Do you know how much work that is? It’s like being all the branches of government at one time, and then some. That is bound to fail because every one in the world will revolt you in no time. Unless you have some sort of hold over them. Like the destruction of the planet. This gets me started on how I would rule the world. Its simple really. YOU DONT. Why would I bother myself with telling people what to do? I like that there are people that want to do their own thing. I would hate a world that every one thought like me (as much as I think it would help rite now). I much rather own the planet than rule it, although you will get some power that is very similar. The way I see it is simple. I like to make things, to better man and most important better me. As selfish as are all my intentions I know that they would never happen with ought every person on the planet. I am not saying that every person is entitled to a little bit of that (because I hate some 20 to 50 percent of the people on the planet).

My way of ruling mean that everything will go on as if I had nothing to do with it. The difference now being that I own the planet, similar to how one owns a house. I become in some way the parent and tell the kids, “hay stop running in the house” or “hay no fire crackers in the house”. In the case of the planet it would be something like “hay no bombing in the planet” or “no mass murder of those people that believe in shit that you don’t”. Then there will be the part that I will have my own part of the house to my self. For some it is the den, or the basement, and others the garage. For me that sort of place is not on the plant, so that means that it would have to be built. Yea that’s rite my own giant lab where I will continue to make things that will better the planet that I own. This is all good and all as long as people don’t start to fuck things up. I also want to be able to say “hay China, I need 20 cases of mango”, and a few HOURS later (not days) I have 20 cases in front of my door. This may seem like an abuse of power but the way I see it, I own the fucking planet, and all the research that I do is to invent something that will make your lives much better. So a few cases of mango is nothing. I could also have asked Mexico. The produce allot of mango as well, not as much as China but still allot.

All that sounds good and all but getting to a point like that is the hard part. As you all know in order to take over the world your going to need a some sort of military or military like support. I much rather prefer robots. The only problem with this is that robots don’t think like humans so the help that they can provide is limited. This means that you would have to give very specific instructions. Or if I don’t want to do that I would have to start growing or building an artificial mind that is similar to any human in every way. That goes back to my Programing/Artificial Intelegence post some time ago. The problem is the thing that makes robots not a very good choice is what makes them a perfect choice. They are cold calculators that go by the rules and instructions given to them. If I change that then I might as well have humans in robotic suits. This is cool because I won’t have to go crazy with programming an AI. The problem is that they will be humans so it’s harder to send one into battle like that because a human is irreplaceable. Know what I mean? An AI can simply be copied. Or if you can just have one giant central computer that controls each robot independently via wireless link. If I had to use actual people then I probably would go with female minions. Why? Well because it is well known that women have a way, way, way better ability to handle multiple tasks at once. They also (with training) can do just about anything. If there is something that requires strength then simple, robotic exoskeleton. Or if they would like the brain can be transferred completely to a bionic suit. The last reason why I would go with females is simple, “WOMEN ARE HOT” ^_^ Come on lets be honest. Would you rather have an army of smart, multitasking, hot women or a bunch of duds that all they think about is the next time they get paid or laid? Yes I know not all men think about this or like this but for the sake of making a point.

Now last but not least what am I going to do that will make me owner of the planet. Well that’s a bit hard to say. What I would like to do is invent something worth so much that the people of the planet just have no choice. There are many things under this category. Things like “the fountain of youth” as many know it. There is also the world’s energy problem. Last but not lest, transportation. For example if I can make going from one continent to another as simple as standing on a teleportation pad then there is no ware we can go but forward. Yea I know I would have to rebuild the laws of physics or break them all. Well a guy can think out there so what ever. For the most part I guess starting off small is good. Start with small inventions so that you can make cash and then use that to make even bigger ones. So on so forth.

There is one guy that I think is cool because he wants to take over the world, is Known as Dr. Steel. Full name Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel. He has big ambitions. The problem that I have is knowing if he is really about this. I say check him out he’s got some good ideas.

To finish it off I will be starting my own world domination fund. Crazy you say. Dumb you say. Well…

Mother Time Keeper is the name I have given to a theoretical program that keeps time in a stop watch sor of manner. Yes I know that there are hundreds of programs that do somthing similar to this. The thing that I am making different is how it functions. I am not sure if the other programs out there do the same thing but what ever. Well I thought about this last night as I try go to sleep. I wok up in the middle of the night and wrote a reminder in my pocket not pad.

The program will be a multy platform application that rather than actually having a timer like fucktion where you stop and start and it has to be on to keep time, this application would actually keep track of the time and date of when you press the start, stop, or pause button. From that it has the ability to then calculate the time and then display it in a stop watch like display. This means that the program dose not need to be running all the time. Also because it is merely just a recording of when a click happened it is also possible to simply keep a file that is just a table of recorded clicks. Making it posible to view the timer any ware, on multiple platforms or even devices.

The name I though of is because of the giant father time clocks. The problem with father time clocks is that they are known for just keeping time of the current time. Thats boring any clock can do that. On the other hand if there was a mother time clock then she would be able to keep time of multiple events and stuff. Also not to sound sexist or anything but women do that shit with ought even trying. So why not give credit where credit is due. Yea but seriously how the do women keep track of this shit?

Well to day was my first day at college and I have to say its everything I expected and a bit of what I dint. For the most part it was a college so there where so many hot girls. I mean left, rite, back, front, and I swear to you they where up and down as well. Another thing that I noticed was the massive population of Asian people. I am not being racist or anything. It just that at this school it is not what I expected. I am also not saying its a bad thing because those Asians are fucking smart and I can use a bit of help in my math. Yes thats rite as much as a like math i still suck at it. Dam those calculators, they have fucked me up.

Well any way to day I had math and Cultural Anthropology. Math was very straight forward. It has a list of problems to do in the book for the entire book. Thats basically the course. Then there are the unit quizzes and a final. Thats it no bull shit math projects, no last minute changes, no inconsistencies. This is what I fucking expected. Straight to the fucking point. Best part is that the teacher has been at this for like 30 years so she basically seen it all and for the most part cool. But a bit strict. Eh you cant have everything.

Well after the class ended I had like 2 hours befor my next class. So I did some out of class work (homework) and then i when to the book store and bought some lead for my mechanical pencil. That took 45 fucking minutes minutes, 45. Why? Well because there are still people that think its fucking ok to get your books at the last fucking minute. All day the line for the dam place was fucking long and slow. I got my books 2 weeks ago and i dint even have to weight. it was like “Hay I came to pick up some books” the girl at the counter (cute by the way) was like “oh, did u order on line?) I was like “Yes I did”. She gives me the hand gesture to follow her and I do. So we in the back now (no dirty thoughts) and she looks at a giant stack of boxes from Barns and Noble, and pulls out the box with my name. Tells me the return policy and thats it. Done.

Well anyway back to the school day. Cultural anthropology was basically one of those classes where the teacher is all extra peppy. But she cool as well. The thing is that this is the class that I know that I am not going to like very much because it has the volunteer thing attached to it. I am not saying that I dont want to, ok I guess I am. The point that this class wont be as ez as I would like it to be. The good thing is that I got to know this cute Vietnamese girl.

Well anyway that was my last class. I spent some time after that with that girl and then went home because I was going to get my lap top so I can go fix a computer for some one but then on the way home I get the message not to come and I am like fuck man. It bothered me a bit because I was in a rush to get home so I can get my stuff and then nothing. But it really piss me off because I could have stayed at school and hung out with that chick some more. I was thinking off going back to school (dam that sounds pathetic). well what ever that was the day. I got home and did some chores and shit, then fell asleep till like 7 or something ate and then I got a call from a friend reminding me that we was going to a party and I was like “holy shit its time”.

I went to the party and brought some of my party stuff. Meaning Black lights and strobe lights. Me and Lain set the black lites up and then did the strobe (it ended up getting moved). The party really got started when the highlighters came out. People where drawing on people and on things. Then some one found out that laundry detergent was also UV reactive and well from there the stuff got to the walls. and thats how the party went. I left early because i have school but it was still fun. There is another one next tuesday so yea it should be fun when the owner of the apartment comes home. LOL