Ronny’s Thoughts

World domination, world conquest, global domination all mean the same thing. To take over the world. What changes is how one can do that. If you ask any one what taking over the world means they will tell you that it has something to do with ruling over everyone in a manner that is similar to how God would rule if God where evil. The thing that people fail to see is in how many different ways one can rule something. It is not just telling people what to do, when to do, and how to do. There many more aspects to this. In fiction the super bad guy (super villain) is always known to constantly try and take over the world. Although never successful the SV (short for super villain) the bad guy time and time agen is there to stop the latest attempt. The SV always gets away and bla bla bla bla… You get the point.

I have always been a fan of the SV. Simply because I thought that I could do better and actually take over the world. There so many mistakes that an SV in fiction makes that is part of the story to extend the plot. Then there are things that they do that is just stupid.

One of the things that piss me off about SVs is that for some fucking reason they think that he should keep his rival looked up. Why? Why in Gods name would you deliberately take the “hero” to your lair? My strategy is simple, kill em on the spot. That’s what I would do to any SINGLE person/entity that tries to stop/foil my plans.

Then there is the fact that for some odd reason the SV is always looking to become GOD LIKE in the way he rules. Do you know how much work that is? It’s like being all the branches of government at one time, and then some. That is bound to fail because every one in the world will revolt you in no time. Unless you have some sort of hold over them. Like the destruction of the planet. This gets me started on how I would rule the world. Its simple really. YOU DONT. Why would I bother myself with telling people what to do? I like that there are people that want to do their own thing. I would hate a world that every one thought like me (as much as I think it would help rite now). I much rather own the planet than rule it, although you will get some power that is very similar. The way I see it is simple. I like to make things, to better man and most important better me. As selfish as are all my intentions I know that they would never happen with ought every person on the planet. I am not saying that every person is entitled to a little bit of that (because I hate some 20 to 50 percent of the people on the planet).

My way of ruling mean that everything will go on as if I had nothing to do with it. The difference now being that I own the planet, similar to how one owns a house. I become in some way the parent and tell the kids, “hay stop running in the house” or “hay no fire crackers in the house”. In the case of the planet it would be something like “hay no bombing in the planet” or “no mass murder of those people that believe in shit that you don’t”. Then there will be the part that I will have my own part of the house to my self. For some it is the den, or the basement, and others the garage. For me that sort of place is not on the plant, so that means that it would have to be built. Yea that’s rite my own giant lab where I will continue to make things that will better the planet that I own. This is all good and all as long as people don’t start to fuck things up. I also want to be able to say “hay China, I need 20 cases of mango”, and a few HOURS later (not days) I have 20 cases in front of my door. This may seem like an abuse of power but the way I see it, I own the fucking planet, and all the research that I do is to invent something that will make your lives much better. So a few cases of mango is nothing. I could also have asked Mexico. The produce allot of mango as well, not as much as China but still allot.

All that sounds good and all but getting to a point like that is the hard part. As you all know in order to take over the world your going to need a some sort of military or military like support. I much rather prefer robots. The only problem with this is that robots don’t think like humans so the help that they can provide is limited. This means that you would have to give very specific instructions. Or if I don’t want to do that I would have to start growing or building an artificial mind that is similar to any human in every way. That goes back to my Programing/Artificial Intelegence post some time ago. The problem is the thing that makes robots not a very good choice is what makes them a perfect choice. They are cold calculators that go by the rules and instructions given to them. If I change that then I might as well have humans in robotic suits. This is cool because I won’t have to go crazy with programming an AI. The problem is that they will be humans so it’s harder to send one into battle like that because a human is irreplaceable. Know what I mean? An AI can simply be copied. Or if you can just have one giant central computer that controls each robot independently via wireless link. If I had to use actual people then I probably would go with female minions. Why? Well because it is well known that women have a way, way, way better ability to handle multiple tasks at once. They also (with training) can do just about anything. If there is something that requires strength then simple, robotic exoskeleton. Or if they would like the brain can be transferred completely to a bionic suit. The last reason why I would go with females is simple, “WOMEN ARE HOT” ^_^ Come on lets be honest. Would you rather have an army of smart, multitasking, hot women or a bunch of duds that all they think about is the next time they get paid or laid? Yes I know not all men think about this or like this but for the sake of making a point.

Now last but not least what am I going to do that will make me owner of the planet. Well that’s a bit hard to say. What I would like to do is invent something worth so much that the people of the planet just have no choice. There are many things under this category. Things like “the fountain of youth” as many know it. There is also the world’s energy problem. Last but not lest, transportation. For example if I can make going from one continent to another as simple as standing on a teleportation pad then there is no ware we can go but forward. Yea I know I would have to rebuild the laws of physics or break them all. Well a guy can think out there so what ever. For the most part I guess starting off small is good. Start with small inventions so that you can make cash and then use that to make even bigger ones. So on so forth.

There is one guy that I think is cool because he wants to take over the world, is Known as Dr. Steel. Full name Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel. He has big ambitions. The problem that I have is knowing if he is really about this. I say check him out he’s got some good ideas.

To finish it off I will be starting my own world domination fund. Crazy you say. Dumb you say. Well…

Mother Time Keeper is the name I have given to a theoretical program that keeps time in a stop watch sor of manner. Yes I know that there are hundreds of programs that do somthing similar to this. The thing that I am making different is how it functions. I am not sure if the other programs out there do the same thing but what ever. Well I thought about this last night as I try go to sleep. I wok up in the middle of the night and wrote a reminder in my pocket not pad.

The program will be a multy platform application that rather than actually having a timer like fucktion where you stop and start and it has to be on to keep time, this application would actually keep track of the time and date of when you press the start, stop, or pause button. From that it has the ability to then calculate the time and then display it in a stop watch like display. This means that the program dose not need to be running all the time. Also because it is merely just a recording of when a click happened it is also possible to simply keep a file that is just a table of recorded clicks. Making it posible to view the timer any ware, on multiple platforms or even devices.

The name I though of is because of the giant father time clocks. The problem with father time clocks is that they are known for just keeping time of the current time. Thats boring any clock can do that. On the other hand if there was a mother time clock then she would be able to keep time of multiple events and stuff. Also not to sound sexist or anything but women do that shit with ought even trying. So why not give credit where credit is due. Yea but seriously how the do women keep track of this shit?

Computer programing is big. Really big. The thing is that I find or i should say that no one has gotten it rite. By that i mean that there are so many programing languages yet they all have limitations when it comes to mimicking the way that humans think. This is something that I yet to understand because trying to program a computer to think the same way that a human can is not doable in that manner. Because when you think about it a computer is only programed to do ehat we gave it criteria for. This way of thinking just don’t work. A fully functional and thinking human being takes time to make. Pardon my words, I don’t mean to make it sound like humans are fabricated. Thats just the way it seems to go. So my theory is that the programming of a human is much simpler than that of any computer. This simplicity is lost over time due to what is known as learning. This is the one thing that computers have yet been able to do at the same level as humans. I say that because there are learning computers out there but the only learn to the extent that they are programed to learn. So my theory is what not let it learn the same way that a human learns from birth.

Human programing from birth is very simple. and if it was to be put in computer terms it would probably be something like an record and apply sort of thing. So basically if you was to give a computer the same 5 senses that humans have and then let it recored it’s interaction with it’s environment it will surely begin to notice patterns. If there is something that computers are good at is patterns. This is a form of learning no different that humans. Eventually we get to a point that we don’t need to experience something to know it and understand it. We simply go back to our past experiences or what we have been toled and put 2 and 2 together. For example a baby is tough not to put his fingers in the wall outlet by giving the kid a tap on the hand that is on the painful side, and saying no no no. The baby might not remember the no no no or even understand it, but the baby will understand pain. The baby will then remember that if it tries to touch it, pain is bound to come. This may sound like the most horible example to use but it works and it gets the point out.

So the idea is basically to make a android like baby that can feel not emotions because thats something we learn as well (you can argue this with me but thats my stand in it and I can tell you why later), but rather the 5 senses thing that I mentioned earlier. Have it wirelessly hooked up to a giant memory back with yota bites of storage. That will be its brain. Unless we find something different to use. Like maybe the fourth circuit. Then we simply live regular lives and stuff and every so often we can have a way that we can manually say hay stay asleep while we replace your body with a new one and stuff. Or we can raise it knowing that it is an artificial being and so sex wouldn’t matter. there are many options in this area and it really wouldn’t be that bad to just run all sorts of different criteria. The only problem i see to this project is that it will take a long long time. Then agen who cares rite? There is research that goes on and on for years and yield small results at the end and what do they do? Keep going. Plus the way i see it whats few years when all that we are doing now is also not working.

All I am saying is that if I had the funding and stuff to do this sort of thing I would. Its not like one cant be working on one thing only. If it is to look as human as possible one would have to have a job like everyone and make it look like its all good. So in reality it would be like a big project in the mess of many many small ones.

One movie that you should watch to better understand what I am trying to say, is titled “A.I.” I wont spoil it because this movie was so good in my opinion that i actually watch it not only in theaters but i actually bough the DVD. That don’t seem like much but if you know me than you will understand that for me to actually buy a movie is like OMG status.