Ronny’s Thoughts

Thats rite so far I have been alive for 20 years. It might not seem like a lot to many people but it is. If I was to rephrase it then it would be something like:

• 240 months
• 1,040 weeks
• 7,300 days
• 175,200 hours
• 10,512,000 minutes
• 630,720,000 seconds

Yea it’s a lot.

There are some people who have accomplished a shit load of things in the same period of time. I on the other hand, not as much. I am not saying I have done nothing, because believe you me, I have done a lot more shit than the average person. The best part is that I have not just done things I have also learned from them. This is why I can say to people “I understand”. I am not the best person at reading people by just looking but that is only due to the fact that sight can only say so much. Which is why I have learned that words are more powerful than you could imagine.

The one thing that scares me though is that to me the past 15 years have been almost as if I have lived them before. No matter how hard I try to do a lot I still for some reason keep doing things as if I have all the time in the universe. As if time is not a factor to me.

3 times in my life I have been told by completely different people, in different times and places, the same phrase. “When I am around you I feel like there is some one with a very very old soul” after that it varies. Usually they try to explain it. I always understood what they try to say and need not say anymore but I let them anyway.

Well anyways today is a day of me.

Random thought: I wonder how many people where born on this day.

I was at the store a few days ago buying some thing and I was waiting in line for the register. When I ask myself “What the hell is taking so long?” So I leaned to the side and saw that the person that was paying was looking for exact change. This is a very annoying sight. I remember when I worked in Dunkin Donuts and people would try to pay in exact change and it would piss me off to no end. Its like for the love of GOD (I used God figuratively because I am not religious) just give the woman a 20.

It seems to me like people are afraid that they wont get their change back. I find it frustrating finding exact change. It takes time and effort. So much so that Id rather not even pay in cash rather use my credit card/debit. Yea I know what your thinking. That it takes just as much time to do that as it do to pay in cash. Well sure it does if your an idiot. Its simple as hell. You swipe a card and scribble something on a paper. Now i say scrible because you know just as well as I do that no one actually signs it. Also no one actually checks for ID thats some old shit. That is only used for buying products that are age restricted.

To solve this problem of people having too much change stores like Stop & Shop have put in Coin Stars in all of their stores. For those of you that don’t know what the Coin Star is, is a machine that counts the all the coins that you put in it and gives you a total and you can then use the receipt that it gives you to use it for your store purchases or just get it in cash. The first time I used the dam thing I racked up some $106 dollars. 106 in fucking pennis, nickels, dimes, and quarters. I was a happy jerk that day.

This is a video of a stand up comedian known as George Carlin. This guy don’t will not bullshit you. He don’t fear telling you what he thinks. I agree with absolutely everything he says.

I wonder how many people actually read my posts or even go to may site? Well I don’t really have to wonder I can just use the Google analytics to find out. The thing is that i can basically use this blog as a diary/journal and put some really crazy shit on it. I am sure that no one even looks at it. So I guess that is what I am testing. For the next few days or weeks I am going to post some crazy shit and see if I get any comments.

I am also going to ad a page that gives visitors a second chance to turn back. So as to make it seem like the site is really one fucked up piece of work LOL.

Well its two thirty in the morning and I am just killing time on the computer surfing the net. I then come across this site Dial Songs.com Thats rite its a site dedicated to songs that you can play with the dial tone of each number. This has got to be if anything that the internet is an endless world of shit that u might not need but trust me its funny and a good way to kill time.

The melodies in this site are small things like jingle bells and stuff like that. What I really would like to see is some one do an entire orchestra LOL. Have like 20 different phones play Burana by Carl Orff. Or even better my favorite, The ride of the Valkyries from the 3rd act of The Valkyrie by Richard Wagner. That would totally be worth it.

I was driving home from school today and my right front tire suddenly started to make a very laud thumping sound. I was like “Fuck”, because I was thinking that it was something much more horrible like a my brakes. It turns out that the dam tire got a section of it pealed off. literally the tires skin had riped rite off. With reinforcement wires and everything. At first I was like “son of a bitch how the hell do that happen”. Then I look around and I realized that I am no ware near home and so I head for the trunk in search for the spare and the car jack. I find the spare, I find the turning rod for the jack, but no fucking jack. Now I am like “oh for the love of God (i use God metaphorically, I don’t actually believe in God). So then i make an emergency call to my MOM (yes my mom, there are benefits to being a mama’s boy). Unfortunately she was unavailable. So i made another call. This time to my friend Dragon. He lives near by and thought he might be able to help me. He told me he was doing errands. I was like “hmm well thats ok” we talkd for a bit longer and hung up. I then called mom agen she still couldn’t help me. but as i was finishing with my mom, Dragon called me and say “yo you still need help?” i was like hell yea and then he say “ok ill be there in 10, give me the street and some number so I can put it in the GPS”. I was like ok no problem and gave him a street and number. I could not be happier. Not that i was going to do anything else for the day, its just good to get out of a jam.

Anyway he got there and he lent me his jack. Funny thing happened when I raised the car. It started to roll back, well that was because I don’t have rear brakes, because they are worn out and I dont feel like changing them and i sure ass hell am not going to pay some one to do them. Well any way we ended up using Dragons car as a car stop. LOL. It was bumper to bumper.

Well i got out of that one. Thanks Dragon. Also a lesson learned… and if I find out what it was ill add it later.

So I was having a random conversation with some students working on a project at MIT. I don’t remember if we where ordering food or if some one was just reminiscing about something that had to do with hot chili peppers. Well any way wee randomly talked about the scale that they use to measure or identify how spicy a pepper is. Well from that we made all these random guesses as to witch one is the hottest and all i was thinking “why dont we go on line and find out?” but what ever I let them enjoy the moment.

When all was swayed and done I blabbed out the idea of how that would make one sic YouTube video. Even though all i say was “YouTude vid” and they automatically knew what I was thinking. Then we shortly talked about ides as to what to actually record and stuff.

Well my plan is to record a guy going to the grocery store and looking at a pepper for an long time (20-30 seconds) then take a bit of it. The guy starts to turn read, even the eyes. Then the guy blacks out. The next scene is off the guy being wheeled into the emergency room. The guy wakes up and then starts screaming from the pain, and passes out agen. The next time the guy wakes up his mouth is tapped up and and a tube down his trough. A nurse is then and then tells him that his mouth had to numbed so he wont be able to feel anything or move it for a wile. At the end of the video the guy is leaving the hospital and stops at a restaurant for a bite to eat. when he bites the food… he starts to cry. Why? Well… because he lost his taste buds.

Well thats the plan for the vid now i just need to make it happen. (^_^)

This was a concept that I first saw in an episode of “The Boondocks” (video at the end). I was recently telling a friend of a story of an event that cured to me. At the end of the story he reminded me of the “Niger Moment” concept or theory. I will now tell you the story and u can compare it to the theory as toled by Huey Freeman one of the lead characters in the seres.

Ok so it was a Thursday afternoon and 2 friends and I where walking to the train station. We stooped at a convent store for a sec and got something to drink and went on our marry way. As we approached a intersection there where no cars near by so we began to cross. About half way a car come and stops a bit harder than usual. No screeching just like a last minute stop like thing. Well any ways it seems like the guy has been having a bad day and was on his way home as a finally the day is over sort of rush. Well he honks the honr and by that time we had already made it to the othere side. He was yelling out the window, but we gave it no mined. Then the guy stops next to use by the side walk and hes honking the horn agen. Well at first we look and we are puzleled and then we realize that hes honking at use.

He starts welling out something about how we thing that we own the streets. The he gets all amped and stuff for no reason. One of my friends that i was with just so happens to drinking his drink and looking at the guy, as he yells and stuff. The guy looks at him and thinks that hes giving him the stink eye or something. So the guy in the car starts to shout “what you looking at white boy?… hu?… you want some of this?…”. so now the guy is pulling up his sleeve and flexing his are or what ever and then says “see this? hu? Ill kick ur ass mother fucker”. My friend is just sterning at him like “oh piss off you dumb fuck”.

I am sure thats what he was thinking. But what came out of his mouth was “bring it bitch”. The guy in the car started to get out of the car. Now may I mind you that the guy is like (no joke) 4 times more heavy than my friend. But then the woman in the car I am guessing his wife holds him back and screams at him to get back in the car. He does just that and he drives away.

My other friend and I look at one another trying to analyze what just transpired. Then we look at the dumb ass that had the stupidity to say “bring it bitch” to a 250 to 300 pound black guy that obviously had no intention on going EZ on him. He just looked at us and say “What? I could have taken him.” he did so with a straight face, and continued to drink his Monster energy drink.

Now for the Niger Moment video from The Boondocks. You need to see it the ending in order to understand why i call it a Nigga moment.

This is a video that I think is inspired by the matrix. if it is not well then it sure as hell remind me of it. There is much that one person can say about the vid but i think that it peeks for itself. One you see the whole thing.

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